The Personal Pronouns are the Michie Family of Fairfax County Virginia. "Michie" is pronounced mē' hē. Personal pronouns, you see.

• The He: Robert, a.k.a. The Chief Grammarian, The Bicycle Nut, and the IT Geek.

• The Her: Helen, The Better Half, Elementary School Teacher.

• The Him: John, Dedicated Gamer, l33t h4x3r, and someone to steer clear of.

• The She: Grace, College Punk, Blogger, and Heartbreaker.

• and Them: Three particularly surly cats.