Gort! Barratis! Klaatu!

I was a very good boy in 2004, and I got a Bike Coupon in my stocking for this wonderful Trek 520 Touring Bike!

Dammit! The She Pronouns scamper off to Florida in February for a vacation! The men stay home and pound sand!

Not so graceful now, eh? How do you like the blind date I fixed you up with, my old buddy 'Icepick'?

Wifey-Poo sends me Greetings from the Sunshine State.

Dammit! Its Joilet Jake and Elwood in the Bluesmobile! Why didn't I go, too?

The She Pronoun models a gift from a collegue: a dress from Lahore, India. Maybe one day she'll be outsourced there.

A big day for the Parts of Speech: The Senior Sibling turns 65 in March 2005!

...And in June 2005, we all greet a new subordinate clause in Oklahoma!

Well, the Grunt Brothers got their revenge by wheeling out on Bike Virginia 2005. See the full story elsewhere on this website.